konpozaa:

lifebien:

konpozaa:

this could be us but u a video game character

Doesn’t that make YOU the one that’s playin

Shit. shit. It was ME playin all along. Dammit

April 17th, 201410730reblog

dendropsyche:

Oh, wait, you said ”SEND NUDES”? I thought you said “SEND NUKES” hahaha whoops uh i guess you should evacuate your city or something

April 17th, 201484064reblog

180mph:

vaspim:

lameborghini:

asking for nudes over snapchat is a dumb idea nigga how you gon masturbate in 10 seconds or less smh

Is this a challenge

*Sonic X theme song starts playing*

April 16th, 201475227reblog
April 15th, 20144347reblog

turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

April 15th, 2014235838reblog

zanetehaiden:

zanetehaiden:

DUDES

DUDES GUYS DUDEBROCHACHO HE-MAN BROSEPHSTEINBECHS

SO I WENT OUT TO GET SOME ICE CREAM THIS NIPPLE-FRIDDLED NIGHT BECAUSE I FELT LIKE GETTING SOME GODDAMN ICE CREAM

BUT THEN I THOUGHT TO MYSELF, “JACKSON, YOU ARE A RESPONSIBLE ADULT, YOU SHOULD GET MORE THAN ICE CREAM!!”

A SMALL PART OF MY MIND REPLIED “WAIT NO UR NOT” BUT I DIDNT LISTEN TO IT SO I GOT SOME GODDAMN COOKIES.

ON THE WAY OUT, THERE WAS THIS CUTE LITTLE SIGN THAT SAID “SOFT DRINKS” AND I ONCE AGAIN THOUGHT TO MYSELF FOR A RECORD TWO TIMES IN ONE NIGHT. THE THOUGHT THAT HAPPENED IN MY BRAIN WAS “DUDE YOU LIKE SODAS TOO YOU SHOULD GET SOME GODDAMN SODA”

SO YOU KNOW WHAT????

I FUCKING DID. AND I ALSO GOT SOME MONSTERS BECAUSE THEY WERE IN THE SAME AISLE AND I FUCKIN LOVE MONSTERS TOO SUE ME FOR BEING A STONE COLD BUTTER-SLATHERED BROSKI

SO I GET HOME WITH THESE COOKIES AND ICE CREAM AND SODA AND SHIT AND

THERE IS MY BLENDER

JUST SITTING THERE

GLISTENEING BEAUTIFULLY

SO IG ET AN IDEA IN MY HEAD THAT

THAT I SHOULD BLEND IT ALL

THAT I SHOULD MAKE THE BEST THING EVER

AND SO I DID

GOD FUCKING SHITFUCK THIS IS THE BEST DECISION IVE EVER MADE

MY HEART IS SCREAMING BUT I WILL SHOW NO MERCY TO THE MUSCLE OF MISERY

I WANNA FUCKIN RUN A MARATHON

I WANNA

FUCKIN

RUN DOWN A HORSE

A GODDAMN HORSE

AND JUST LIKE, STROKE IT SENSUALLY AND NEIGH QUIETLY INTO ITS EAR

I WANNA RIP THE STILL BEATING HEART OUT OF A GROWN ASS MAN AND SHOVE IT UP HIS GROWN ASS ASS FOR SCIENCE

AND THEN IM GONNA MOTHERFUCKIN SOLVE COLD FUSION AND WORLD HUNGER AND THEN JUST

WRITE NORTH KOREA A STRONGLY WORDED LETTER

FUCK YEAH

April 15th, 20143113reblog

brokensilence137:

dynaroo:

image

I think this bird got confused when someone told him he belonged in the sky.

He decided to be the sky instead.

April 15th, 2014159402reblog

spermbanker:

u know when u cold n ur nipnops go hard. why my titty betray me

April 15th, 2014154133reblog

takaneshijou:

whenever i hear or say the word wiener i dont have the image of an erect penis in my head it’s more like a flaccid floppy sad lookin peepee but then when i hear or say the word cock it’s like COCK like that dick is ready to GO it’s like the super saiyan penis tellin everyone to surrender now or prepare to fight team rocketcock

April 15th, 201443185reblog

dreamybean:

starfleetinginterest:

what if the coins you find randomly at the bottom of drawers and in between couch cushions are actually from spiders trying to pay rent

image

April 14th, 2014325304reblog

mysteryplantgirl:

castielhasthephoneb0x:

i can nt breath this old man who has like the biggest onion ever is so pr ou d of it 

image

image

image

image

LOOK HOW HAPPY HIS ONION MAKES HIM

this makes my heart smile

April 14th, 2014207980reblog

wind-swept-muse:

Holy crap it’s finally done. 

John: (x)

Dave: (x)

April 13th, 20144522reblog
#I WILL NEVER STOP SCREAMING #ABOUT THIS ART STYLE #WHY DO I LOVE IT SO MUCH #I CANT

wind-swept-muse:

I really love those images of the universe with all of the different colors colliding, so I decided to use it in an image. 

Dave: (x)

Jade: (x)

April 13th, 201420958reblog
#im crying this art style is perfect i need to do

bettercallssaul:

the new season of game of thrones looks so good

April 13th, 201474130reblog

promiseoflight:

April 13th, 201415692reblog